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The people of Plainsville are enjoying their first annual PlainsFair!

Optimism Man and Annie are on a super cute date,
H.C is ready to debut a bumpin rap,
and Captain Ordinary is feeling more heroic then ever before!!

But little do our heroes know, danger is lurking just around the corner...

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TOWNSFOLK

IT’S JUST AN ORDINARY DAY
HERE IN PLAINSVILLE USA
AND WELCOME TO OUR FAIR
IT’S GREAT

SEMIS

AND THEY’RE GOING ON A DATE!

TOWNSFOLK

NOTHING COULD RUIN THIS PERFECT DAY
IN ANY KIND OF WAY.

OPTIMISM MAN

EVERY DAY WAS THE SAME
AND IT WAS BORING AND LAME
‘CAUSE EVERY DAY WAS THE SAME
SO I UPPED MY GAME, FOUND A DAME, WHO’S TO BLAME
FOR THIS FAIR

TOWNSFOLK

AND IT’S A LITTLE BIT OF HEAVEN

ANNIE
Wait? You planned this all just for me?? Why something this big for me? I’m just small town news.

OPTIMISM MAN

I mean, it’s for the town but you’ll have such an amazing story to write about tomorrow. So I guess I might have had you in mind, ya.

OPTIMISM MAN

WANTED TO SHAKE AWAY YOUR
SMALL TOWN BLUES
SO I GREW A PAIR AND
MADE SOME SMOOTH GUY MOVES
I HOPE I GET A GOOD REVIEW
TRUST ME YOU’VE NEVER BEEN SMALL
AND YOUR STORY HAS A HAPPY ENDING AFTER AL-

HOT CHOCOLATE

Turn it up Plainsville! Thank you for inviting me to perform at your fair. Time to get to know your newest, most bad-ass, crime fighting queen in town!
HOT CHOCOLATE, GETTIN HOT IN HERE
HOTTER THAN A SAUNA SO YOU BETTER STAY CLEAR OF THE MAGMA
VOLCANO’S ERUPTIN’, BITCHES GETTIN HEATED WHEN THE
CHOCOLATE GET CRUMPIN’
WHEN I WAS JUST A LITTLE BABY BOUT TWO OR THREE
MY DADDY’S BABY-MOMMA SHE FORGOT ABOUT ME
SHE LEFT ME IN THE CAR, ON A HOT SUMMER’S DAY
AND EVER SINCE THEN, CHOCOLATE LIKE IT THAT WAY!
NOT HOT ENOUGH TO BURN, BUT I’M TOO HOT TO HANDLE
I’LL HEAT YOUR DINNER PLATE, I CAN’T LIGHT YOUR CANDLE
CAN’T TOUCH MY FLAME, CAN’T TAME THE BLAZE
WHEN THE TEMPERATURE’S A RISIN’ YOU’VE GOT ME TO BLAME
BEFORE YOU KNOW IT PARTY’S GETTIN HOT HOT HOT
SOLID AS AN IGNEOUS ROCK ROCK
I’M A HERO LITTLE MAMA, DON’T FORGET THE SUPER
AND IF SHE TURNS YA DOWN, MAN I’LL TOTALLY DO HER!

TOWNSFOLK

OUR SUPERHEROES ARE THE BEST IN ALL THE LAND
THEY MIGHT NOT HAVE A LOT TO DO BUT AN AWESOME FAIR THEY’VE
PLANNED
FOR US- YAHOO
THERE’S NO US WITHOUT YOU
AND WITHOUT THE LEAGUE OF SEMI SUPERS WE DON’T KNOW WHAT WE’D DO

HOT CHOCOLATE
CONGA!

ALL
OH CAPTAIN ORDINARY YOU ARE SO GOOD TO ME
LETS FIESTA ALL NIGHT LONG!

credits

from Almost Heroes, released August 20, 2017
Optimism Man- Michael Vetsch
Annie- Pippa Fyfe
Hot Chocolate- Sue Goberdhan

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Igneous Theatre Productions Edmonton, Alberta

Igneous Theatre Productions is a homegrown musical theatre company from Edmonton, Alberta focused on creating new, exciting, and fun musical theatre!

Coming from all areas of theatre, music, design and business the Igneous team's debut musical Almost Heroes is now available for purchase and download! ... more

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