CROWFORD
AT THE END OF THE DAY WE WRITE OUR STORIES
ALL OVER THIS PAPER TOWN
ONLY FOOLS TRY TO GUESS THE ENDING
BEFORE IT’S BEEN WRITTEN DOWN

AND I’VE BEEN AROUND FOR A LONG TIME
I’VE NEVER SEEN A STORY QUITE LIKE THIS
SURE, GOOD DEFEATED EVIL
BUT THE BIRD GOT THE GIRL

CROWFORD & OWL GIRL
AND ORDINARY PEOPLE SAVED THE WORLD

OWL GIRL
Town.

CROWFORD
Whatever.

CROWFORD & OWL GIRL
NOW WE’RE FLYING EVEN HIGHER THAN WE EVER COULD HAVE FLOWN BEFORE
AND THOUGH WE HAD THE CHANCE TO LEAVE, WE STAYED TO SEE
WHAT’S IN STORE

CROWFORD
Owl Girl and I were grateful to the League of Semi-Supers for showing us the compassion that Moustache never had. In the end our courageous actions stopped Moustache and we now know that any man, woman, or bird can be a hero.

COMPANY
OUR STORY GOES ON

OWL GIRL
Dr. Moustache’s soul was cleansed. He’s now the most caring and thoughtful townsman. He is the citizen of the month in every edition of the newspaper due to his good deeds.

COMPANY
OUR STORY GOES ON

CHAZZ
Emily is now the manager of the League of Semi-Supers. She spends what little free time she has sharing her favourite movies with me mostly. I’m getting closer to winning her back everyday.

COMPANY
OUR STORY GOES ON

HOT CHOCOLATE
Captain Ordinary alternates weeks between Plainsville and the nearby Metropolis where he mentors local mediocre super heroes and helps them find small towns that need their help.

CAPTAIN ORDINARY
Hot Chocolate now runs the Convenience Store for me and leads the league when I’m away. She decided plain wasn’t so bad after all.

ALL
AND OUR STORY HAS A HAPPY ENDING AFTER ALL

ANNIE
Billy was saved. We live a quiet life as the town’s doctor and nurse.

BILLY
Annie's the doctor- and I’m the nurse.

CROWFORD
With the most optimistic bedside manner ever.

EMILY
I COLLECT EVERY ISSUE

LIL JOHNNY
I COLLECT EVERY DOLL

LIL DEBBIE
Action figure!


ALL THREE
IF IT’S SEMI-SUPER, I WANT IT ALL!

ALL
IF YOU NEED A HERO IN A MINUTE
CALL US CUZ OUR TIME TO SHINE IS BEGINNIN’
NATURAL DISASTERS, ROBOTIC RAPTORS, WHATEVER YOU FEAR

TOWNSFOLK
GOOD THING WE DON’T HAVE THOSE HERE

ALL
SO IF YOU NEED A SPIDER KILLED OR POTHOLE FILLED

OUR STORY GOES ON, IT GOES ON, IT GOES ON, IT GOES,
ON IT GOES, ON IT GOES, ON,
OUR STORY GOES ON, IT GOES ON, IT GOES ON, IT GOES
ON, IT GOES, ON

DISEMBODIED VOICE: One Year Later...

HOT CHOCOLATE
It has been a whole year and I still can’t close this register

OPTIMISM
HC I keep telling you, it's all in the hips! You can do it!

ANNIE
OK…. has anybody noticed that every time he says that, you can actually do it?

HOT CHOCOLATE
Annie, you’re losing it. He’s just an empowering dude!

CAPTAIN ORDINARY
Yeah, I’ve known the guy my whole life. There’s no way Billy’s had powers this whole time-

ANNIE
Henry, every time you didn’t believe in yourself he told you to and then all of a sudden you did. Billy can make things happen!
Hey- think I can lift this mysterious car out of the loading zone?

BILLY
Well… sure if you give it your all! You can do it!

TOWNSFOLK
Oooooooooohhhh

ALL
(Excited rabble rabble rabble)

DRAG RACER
You Fools!! You will RUE the day that you trashed the hotrod of the fabulous DRAG RACER!!!

CAPTAIN ORDINARY
Looks like our breaks over team,

HOT CHOCOLATE
Guess we’ll be pulling some over time

ALL
IF YOU NEED A HERO IN A MINUTE
CALL US CUZ OUR TIME TO SHINE IS BEGINNIN’
IF IT’S DAY OR IT’S NIGHT, WE WILL FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT
JUST YOU WAIT AND SEE

DRAG RACER
YOU AINT SEEN NOTHING LIKE ME!

ALL
PLAINSVILLE HAS NO COPS, OUR WORK NEVER STOPS

ALL
OUR STORY GOES ON, IT GOES ON, IT GOES ON, IT GOES
ON, IT GOES, ON IT GOES ON, IT GOES ON, OUR STORY GOES
ON IT GOES ON, IT GOES ON, IT GOES ON, IT GOES ON...

CROWFORD
Well, my plucky friends… maybe our little town isn’t so quiet after all. Either way it’s the kind of place that will remind you that anything can be extraordinary. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome home!

ALL
HERE AND NOW AND DAY TO DAY
WE’RE JUST LIVING OUR LIVES, TRYING TO FIND OUR WAY
LIVE IN THE MOMENT IS WHAT THEY SAY
TODAY IS JUST AN ORDINARY DAY
TODAY IS JUST AN ORDINARY DAY
TODAY IS JUST AN ORDINARY
AND THAT IS OUR EXTRAORDINARY
JUST ANOTHER ORDINARY DAY
IN PLAINSVILLE, U.S.A

PLAINSVILLE U.S.A