After a less than ideal run in with Dr. Moustache and his Henchpeople, our heroes have retreated to their HQ.
The league gives our new Captain a much needed pep talk.
lyrics
EMILY
DON’T LET YOURSELF GET DOWN
IT’S NOT THE CLOTHES THAT MAKE THE MAN
IT’S NOT ABOUT YOU FILLIN’ THE SHOES
IT’S ABOUT DOING WHAT YOU CAN
I WON’T LET YOU STAY DOWN
YOU WERE LIKE A TOTALLY DIFFERENT DUDE OUT THERE
AND THOUGH WE JUST MET
EMILY & OPTIMISM MAN
I WOULD BET
YOU’RE WAY MORE THAN WHAT YOU WEAR
ANNIE
YOU’VE GOT A HEART OF GOLD
HOT CHOCOLATE
A SUPER COOL SUPER SUIT
But like that’s not the only thing that’s good about you-
EMILY
YOU’VE GOT ME, YOU’VE GOT YOUR CREW
ALL THREE
DON’T NEED TO SING THOSE BLUES
EMILY
CAUSE WHEN YOU SAVED ME, SAVED ME
I THINK IT SAVED YOU TOO!
AND SINCE YOU SAVED ME, SAVED ME
I WANNA SAVE YOU TOO!
CAPTAIN ORDINARY
That’s all fine and well guys, but this isn’t a comic book- any one of us could have gotten hurt today.
HOT CHOCOLATE
Who got hurt today??
OPTIMISM MAN
That doesn’t make me feel very good…
CAPTAIN ORDINARY
WHAT IF I FALL?
EMILY
IF YOU FALL YOU’VE GOT THE LEAGUE TO PROTECT YOU
CAPTAIN ORDINARY
WHAT IF WE LOSE?
EMILY & HOT CHOCOLATE
WE’LL LOSE THE BATTLE, NOT THE WAR
CAPTAIN ORDINARY
WHAT IF THEY DIE?
EMILY
THEN THEY’LL BE NINETY AND WARM IN THEIR BED-
I DON’T KNOW ‘BOUT YOU BUT I’M NOT THERE YET
EMILY & OPTIMISM MAN
THERE’S SO MUCH SAVING TO DO
EMILY
AND YOU SAVED ME, SAVED ME, SO NOW I’LL SAVE YOU
Aren’t you guys super heroes? Go save the day!
ANNIE
Have fun.
OPTIMISM MAN
No way! We're a team! We need you Annie.
ANNIE
I'll just slow everybody down. I was so scared out there, and nothing that bad even happened!
OPTIMISM MAN
And you're gonna let that stop you from being a superhero?!
ANNIE
WHO DO YOU THINK I AM?
I’M NOT SUPER LIKE YOU
OPTIMISM MAN
I SEE YOU’VE GOT A CASE OF FROWNY FEVER, BUT I’LL MAKE YOU A BELIEVER
AND I’M COMIN’ FOR YOU
We all are!
SEMI SUPERS
CAUSE WE’LL MAKE YOU A HERO IN A MINUTE
ANNIE IT’S YOU’RE TIME TO SHINE JUST ADMIT IT
YOU’RE A HERO INSIDE, LICK YOUR WOUNDS PLEASE DON’T HIDE
GIVE IT ALL THAT YOU’VE GOT
ANNIE
OKAY I’LL GIVE IT A SHOT
SEMI SUPERS
NOW DO AWAY WITH FEAR,
CAUSE THE WHOLE LEAGUE’S HERE
WE’RE GONNA SAVE YOU, SAVE YOU!
ANNIE
NOW WE’VE GOT SAVING TO DO!
LIL JOHNNY
YEAH YOU JUST SAVED ME, SAVED ME
LIL DEBBIE
YEAH YOU SAVED ME TOO
EMILY
SEE, YOU JUST SAVED THEM, SAVED THEM
LIL DEBBIE & JOHNNY
‘CUZ THAT’S WHAT SUPERHEROES DO!
ALL
NOW WE’RE STANDING EVEN TALLER THAN WE EVER COULDA STOOD BEFORE
THE TALLEST BUILDING HERE IS ONLY TWO FLOORS BUT WE’RE JUST A LITTLE MORE
EMILY
YOU’RE BIGGER AND BETTER THAN EVERYTHING, SO STEP INTO THE SUIT HE WORE
CAPTAIN ORDINARY
WITH YOU BY MY SIDE, I NOW REALIZE THAT I CAN BE SO MUCH MORE
ALL
BE SO MUCH MORE
BE SO MUCH MORE
OH SO MUCH MORE!
ALL
IT’S JUST AN ORDINARY DAY
HERE’S IN PLAINSVILLE USA
AND LIFE IS GREAT.
IT’S SWELL
IT’S GOING REALLY REALLY WELL
TOWNSFOLK
AND NOBODY’S BEEN KIDNAPPED
SEMI SUPERS
SHIT
TOWNSFOLK
AS FAR AS I CAN TELL
OUR SUPERHERO HAS SOME BRAND NEW SUPER FRIENDS
THEIR POWERS ARE KINDA SHITTY;
THEY’LL STILL USE THEM TO DEFEND
HOT CHOCOLATE
FROM WHAT?
ALL
HA HA!
OUR LIVES ARE PRETTY GREAT
AND THE LEAGUE OF SEMI-SUPERS ARE THE ONES TO CONGRATULATE
AND THANK
YOU
SAVED ME, SAVED ME,
SAVED ME, SAVED ME,
SAVED ME, SAVED ME,
CAPTAIN ORDINARY
YEAH YOU SAVED ME TOO
COMPANY
SAVED ME, SAVED ME
credits
from Almost Heroes,
released August 20, 2017
Emily- Jeannine Naboye
Optimism Man- Michael Vetsch
Annie- Pippa Fyfe
Hot Chocolate- Sue Goberdhan
Captain Ordinary- Matt Graham
Lil' Johnny- Mohamed Ahmed
Lil' Debby- Arden Phillips
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