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What Could I Do

from Almost Heroes by Igneous Theatre Productions

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Crowford comforts Owl Girl and confesses that he loves her.
But alas, he is a bird, and she is a bird girl. They could never be together, it just wouldn't be right.

Crowford, no alone dreams of the most evil things he could do, in order to win Owl Girls heart of darkness.

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CROWFORD
WHAT IS THE EVILEST THING THAT I COULD EVER DO?
WHAT IT’S ALL FOR, OR MAYBE FOR WHO?
I'D BE LYIN' IF I SAID IT WASN’T ALL FOR YOU
IF I WASN’T THE ONLY ONE, THE LONELY ONE WHO KNEW
WHAT COULD I DO?

I COULD STEAL EVERY LEFT SHOE, WOULD THAT IMPRESS YOU?
IF NOT, I'LL TAKE AWAY THEIR RIGHTS, FOR YOU, FOR YOU

WHAT COULD I DO?
WE COULD BUILD A LITTLE LOVE BIRD’S NEST
PUT OUR BIOLOGY TO THE TEST
BREAKIN’ RULES IN THE WILDERNESS
LOVE AND LOVIN' TENDERNESS
BABY, CAN YOU HANDLE THIS?
CHANNEL THIS

RUFFLED SEXUALITY
HERE I AM, OH CAN’T YOU SEE
LIKE SHAKESPEARE I’LL COME ONTO THEE.

SO WANT ME PLEASE
WANT ME PLEASE

WHAT COULD I DO?

I COULD SPILL A GIANT OIL TIDE
AND MAKE THE WORLD’S GREATEST SLIP-N-SLIDE
BUT THAT’S ONE THING BP BEAT US TO, IF US WAS ME AND YOU
WHAT COULD I DO?

WE COULD BUILD A LITTLE LOVE BIRD’S NEST
PUT OUR BIOLOGY TO THE TEST
BREAKIN’ RULES IN THE WILDERNESS
LOVE AND LOVE AND TENDERNESS
BABY, CAN YOU HANDLE THIS?
CHANNEL THIS

FEELING THAT I HAVE INSIDE
THAT THIS MOMENT IS THE TIME
NOW I FINALLY SEE THE SIGN
PLEASE BE MINE
PLEASE BE MINE

THESE ARE THE EVILEST THINGS THAT I COULD EVER DO
ALL THESE PLANS THAT I’VE DREAMED AND SCHEMED FOR YOU
SO I’LL TRY ONE TO MAKE THESE FANTASIES COME TRUE
NOW I’M THE LAST ONE WHO KNEW WHAT I COULD DO,
WHAT I WILL DO, FOR YOU

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from Almost Heroes, released August 20, 2017
Crowford: Brian Christensen

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Igneous Theatre Productions Edmonton, Alberta

Igneous Theatre Productions is a homegrown musical theatre company from Edmonton, Alberta focused on creating new, exciting, and fun musical theatre!

Coming from all areas of theatre, music, design and business the Igneous team's debut musical Almost Heroes is now available for purchase and download! ... more

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